
Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/403992.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/F
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Jane_Crocker/Roxy_Lalonde
  Character:
      Jane_Crocker, Roxy_Lalonde
  Additional Tags:
      Drunk_Sex
  Series:
      Part 5 of Tumblr_Requests
  Stats:
      Published: 2012-05-13 Words: 1156
****** Candy and Gin ******
by dogtier
Summary
     Jane and Roxy have a few drinks and things get passionate.
Notes
     Written for sandpapersnowman for my 100 Tumblr Followers Request-A-
     Thon. Originally posted on tumblr_here.
     Note: Contains sex that takes place while both participants are
     drunk. Be aware of consent issues because of this.
Jane started hiccuping as Roxy rubbed small circles on her stomach.
"Roxy," she pleaded between hics and giggles. "Stop, that tickles!"
"My pretty Janey-waney is ticklish?" Roxy cooed, turning the circles into
little brushes. "That's so cute!"
Jane protested the best she could as Roxy clambered on top of her to escalate
the Battle of Jane's Tummy. Jane's clumsy hands were batted away as Roxy's
assault continued, reducing her friend to a hysterical mess.
"Not such a tight ass now, are we Miss Crocker?" Roxy asked, grinning.
"You're terrible, Miss Lalonde. Just terrible," Jane replied. "Ugh, I think
that last cocktail was one too many."
"My poor Jane," Roxy said, leaning in to tuck her face into Jane's shoulder.
"Do you need mommy to kiss it better?"
"I'm not sure how kisses can cure inebr- ine- inbre- drunkeness," Jane said.
"Oh, you'd be surprised," Roxy said, breath right against Jane's ear. "What
kisses can do."
"Roxy," Jane said, not sure what she was trying to say. She squirmed as Roxy
nibbled her ear a little. "That's not kissing."
"Oh, it isn't? How about this?" Roxy asked, licking a long stripe up the
underside of Jane's jaw.
"That's not kissing either!"
Roxy giggled against Jane's neck.
"Well then, Miss Crocker, I'm quite lost. You'll have to explain this 'kissing'
to me," Roxy said, propping herself up on one arm over Jane and smiling.
Jane shoved her, making her tumble to the side. Roxy squeaked as Jane gained
the upper hand, pinning Roxy to the ground with hands on her shoulders and
looking down at her.
"It's a little something like this," Jane said while leaning in slowly, slowly,
slowly until Roxy snapped and pushed up to make their lips meet faster. At that
point Jane couldn't resist either, pressing Roxy back into the carpet a bit
roughly. Her fine motor skills were a bit questionable at that moment, she kept
bumping her nose against Roxy's and her glasses got twisted up between their
sweaty skin, but Roxy's mouth was wet and tasted slightly of olives and it was
wonderful.
"Jane," Roxy whispered when they pulled apart for air.
"Have you figured it out yet?" Jane asked.
"No, you'd better show me again," Roxy replied.
Roxy pulled Jane down with a hand around the back of her neck. It succeeded in
getting her into a kiss, yes, but it also succeeded in unbalancing Jane so that
she fell on top of Roxy with a startled "oof!" Roxy rolled them both to the
side and Jane smiled at her sheepishly.
"This is more difficult than I remember," Jane said. "Things are all topsy
turvy and such."
"I love that I have a best friend that says things like 'topsy turvy'," Roxy
told her. "It's so quaint."
"You're quaint," Jane said, frowning. Roxy pecked her on the nose.
"Lay back," Roxy told her, wriggling down between Jane's legs.
"Whoa!" Jane said. "This is quite sudden."
"Jane, I've been trying to get into your uptight pants all night," Roxy said.
"In fact, that's why you asked me for those drinks."
"Oh right, for bravery," Jane said. "Forgot about that."
"This is okay, right?" Roxy asked. "I'll stop if you've changed your mind."
"No," Jane said. "No, keep going. God knows my tight ass could use some
relaxation."
Roxy laughed at that, making Jane smile. She laid her dizzy head back on the
carpet while tugged down her skirt.
"Miss Crocker are these Ghostbuster panties?" Roxy asked.
"They were a gift!" Jane protested.
"They're adorable," Roxy said. "Oh no, they're already getting wet. We better
get them off before they're ruined."
"That's one of the worst lines I have ever heard," Jane said, but she lifted
her hip obligingly when Roxy tugged.
"Oh," Roxy said softly once Jane's legs were spread out again.
"Is that a good oh?" Jane asked nervously, lifting her head to look at Roxy's
face as Roxy rubbed her thigh.
"Yes," Roxy reassured her. "A very good one."
Jane smiled and laid back. Roxy's fingers on her felt weird, but it was a good
weird. Her heart was thudding in her chest but the alcohol dulled the urge to
flee in embarrassment that had cropped up every other time they had tried this
so that was good. God bless vodka. She was feeling all floaty and happy and
like she deserved this. She totally deserved this.
"Janey, pay attention," Roxy said. She was laying between Jane's legs, leaning
in so that her speech blew air through Jane's pubic hair. "I'm going to
practice that kissing you showed me, I want you to let me know if I'm doing it
right."
Jane tried to keep her breath study as Roxy's fingers carefully slid between
her legs, parting her labia and exposing her clit. And then Roxy brought her
tongue into play, flicking over it very gently at first but soon circling and
circling, increasing the pressure with each pass.
"Yes!" Jane said. "Yes, that is right. So right."
Roxy laughed against her and kissed her way lower, spreading Jane a little
further with her fingers so she could slide her tongue up into her. Jane's
fingers scrambled for a grip on the carpet as her hips hitched up in response
to the penetration. And then Roxy stopped just holding her apart with her
fingers and actually pushed those fingers inside and it felt so different when
another person did it.
"Roxy!" Jane cried out again. She wasn't quite sure why, it just felt right to
assure her friend that she was doing a very good job. A super, great, wonderful
job and should keep it up. And Roxy did keep it up, so Jane's encouragement had
to have been doing it right. Excellent work, Janey. And Roxy. Super excellent
work, Roxy, with they way she wriggled her fingers and licked between them and
made Jane clench and cry out while her vision went white.
And stayed sort of white. And blurry.
"Jane," Roxy called. "Earth to Jane."
"Abluh," Jane said. Everything was still so tingly. She just wished the world
would stop spinning.
"I swear to god, Jane, if you throw up right after I've gone down on you I- I
honestly don't know what I'll do but it'll be bad!"
Jane just rolled to the side and whimpered a little. Roxy sighed.
"Come on, drunky, let's get you into bed," Roxy said.
Jane tried to cooperate but it didn't go too well so eventually Roxy just
hauled her up like a sack of potatoes and deposited her with a bounce on the
sheets.
"You're so strong," Jane murmured.
"Yes, Roxy is Hulk. Go to sleep," Roxy said.
"Hulk is stupid," Jane said.
"Sleep."
"Come lay with me?"
Roxy sighed but climbed in and pulled Jane's head onto her shoulder.
"Remember what I said about throwing up," Roxy told her.
"Okay," Jane said, not bothering to open her eyes
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